You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any more. Jeff Foxworthy moonofficeparty Change image and share on social
My wife is so analytical with raising kids, and I am not. My feeling is if they turn out good, then that means I was a good daddy and put a lot of effort into it. If they turn out bad, it means they took after her side of the family. Jeff Foxworthy analyticbaddaddy share on social
The more excited the rooster gets, the higher his voice goes. He's got a little bit of a Barney Fife quality to him. Jeff Foxworthy barneybiteexcite Change image and share on social
People would say, Can we develop a sitcom around you? and I would say, Not interested. I'm very happy doing standup and writing and taking my kids to school. Jeff Foxworthy develophappyinterest Change image and share on social
I had to perform at the White House for the president, That's always kind of a weird set to try to put together. Jeff Foxworthy housekindperform Change image and share on social
Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, that's a bonus, and if you don't, you still won't hate going to work. Jeff Foxworthy bonusfindhate Change image and share on social
I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did. Jeff Foxworthy dadfinishgrade Change image and share on social
Nothing in life prepares you to be famous. Jeff Foxworthy famouslifeprepare Change image and share on social
I love comedy. God has given me this platform. Jeff Foxworthy comedygodlove Change image and share on social
The stuff that made me mad 20 years ago doesn't really make me mad any more. Jeff Foxworthy agomadmake Change image and share on social